CONCIERGE: Where are you visiting from?
CONCIERGE: Ah, Toronto. It’s been an exciting week for you all, huh?
GUEST: Oh yes! We saw Macy’s! AND the Empire State Building!!! And the STATUE!!! We’re having so much fun!!!!
(Typical Canadians. You try to talk shit about their crack-smoking mayor, and they turn it into a positive conversation about exploring.)
- There’s a tornado watch for New York City until 5pm, and coincidentally, there’s a crane stuck with its payload dangling over a midtown Manhattan street — at the same building where a crane partially collapsed during superstorm Sandy.